I beat my meat so good last night I had my own ass clapping.
give me your password so I can delete your account.
(via qarlic)
im craving asparagus wtf is wrong with me
it’s better than craving for her to love me back
i dont know what to say im sorry
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
person: why are you so defensive over fictional characters???
me: WELL, IT’S NOT LIKE THEY’RE HERE TO DEFEND THEMSELVES.
(via the-absolute-best-gifs)
(via spongebobssquarepants)
(via thebootydiaries)
(via lubricates)
